WWTJDS? (what would talking jesus doll say?)

[joeactor]

Not sure if this is the right place to post, but what the hey:

Talking Jesus Doll - only $19.95

Uh, graven image anyone?

Maybe we can have a thread about what this doll should be saying...

Prophet for Profit?

[Smallville]

Not sure if this is the right place to post, but what the hey:

Talking Jesus Doll - only $19.95

Uh, graven image anyone?

Maybe we can have a thread about what this doll should be saying...

Prophet for Profit?

What it won't say is "thou shall not make a profit off of me".

How about from Mark up on aisle 10:14 "Suffer the little children unto me. For $19.95 it's a steal!"

[OldGit]

It could say:
"For my next trick I need five loaves, two small fishes and 4,000 volunteers from the audience."  

[Evolved]

Twenty-eight bucks for a deity in a box.  Sounds like a pretty good deal.

Does this mean that if you kill it they will send you another one?

[MariaEvri]

It can't think of anything it should say, but it should come with a raptor playset, cause we all know... jesus rode dinosaurs!! http://i27.tinypic.com/2h6yet5.jpg

[afreethinker30]

I think Jesus needs a Satan.You know how kids love to make dolls do battle.

[susangail]

I think Jesus needs a Satan.You know how kids love to make dolls do battle.

Ha I love it. Though that would promote violence. I think the child video game makers would sue for invading their turf.

As far as what it could say? Hmm... "Do not value Earthly possessions for they will mean nothing in Eternity" ?

Or better yet: "Believe in me. Believe in me. Believe in me." Brainwash those kids!

[afreethinker30]

I think Jesus needs a Satan.You know how kids love to make dolls do battle.

Ha I love it. Though that would promote violence. I think the child video game makers would sue for invading their turf.

As far as what it could say? Hmm... "Do not value Earthly possessions for they will mean nothing in Eternity" ?

Or better yet: "Believe in me. Believe in me. Believe in me." Brainwash those kids!

[afreethinker30]

I think Jesus needs a Satan.You know how kids love to make dolls do battle.

Ha I love it. Though that would promote violence. I think the child video game makers would sue for invading their turf.

As far as what it could say? Hmm... "Do not value Earthly possessions for they will mean nothing in Eternity" ?

Or better yet: "Believe in me. Believe in me. Believe in me." Brainwash those kids!

I have got to get me one of these.

[Salladin]

I have that doll, bought it at Bi-Lo.  The book is filled with typos, it's really crappy.  I'll see if I can take some pics of it, I gave it some old Gi Joe guns.  I call it the George Bush version of Jesus.

[joeactor]

I have that doll, bought it at Bi-Lo.  The book is filled with typos, it's really crappy.  I'll see if I can take some pics of it, I gave it some old Gi Joe guns.  I call it the George Bush version of Jesus.

Hee hee!  I GOTTA see that!

[Minneapolitian]

LOL this thread is too funny.

***pulls ring/string on Jesus doll***

"someone get me down from here"

[susangail]

Wow, I just remembered something. A few years ago, I was volunteering at the Jesus Shack around Christmas time. We were all putting together presents for poor families' children. They had the presents set up in areas according to age range and we wrapped them. For the younger boys (I don't remember the range) we gave them Jesus Superhero doll figures. Even at the time I thought it was hilarious. They didn't talk though, bummer.

[afreethinker30]

I have that doll, bought it at Bi-Lo.  The book is filled with typos, it's really crappy.  I'll see if I can take some pics of it, I gave it some old Gi Joe guns.  I call it the George Bush version of Jesus.

Picture is a must!  

[afreethinker30]

Now you can dress up Jesus online.How fun! http://www.jesusdressup.com/